Crypto is a filthy, chaotic sewer of rug pulls, pump-and-dumps, and “innovative” projects that couldn’t clean up after a dog on a bad day. That’s where we come in. TPP is here to ensure you never get left wiping with your bare hands again.

Our liquidity? Thicker than your neighbor’s septic backup. Our community? Dirtier than a public restroom after taco night. Whether you’re rolling in gains or scrubbing the floor of a bear market, TPP has your back (and your bottom). We’re not here to promise Lambos; we’re here to promise you’ll stay clean while the rest of the market wallows in its own mess. So grab a roll, and let’s $WIPE out the competition—one dump at a time.

Let’s cut
the crap